Monday, July 2, 2007

Placenta Herbal Beauty Soap


First product for the first post has been on my mind for several months now... (I must admit that I'm trembling a little from excitement)

Man oh man... there's just so many things with this product...

Why would you name it placenta...? come on... it sounds so "vaginal" in nature...

Yes... I am aware that it is named after a chinese herb, but in the end, the makers of the product failed to overlook the predominant association with the word placenta...

a quick definition from wikipedia...

The placenta is an ephemeral (temporary) organ present in female placental vertebrates during gestation (pregnancy). It is a primary site of nutrition and gas exchange between the mother and fetus.

here's a picture courtesy of wikipedia also:
Medium-well please!

But wait! there is still hope!... they might have a chance through marketing the product... maybe educating the public... maybe an up and coming celebrity endorser (hot enough that the public would want to emulate her)...

yes! yes!... YESSSSSS....

It's Melanie Marquez!!! Yeah!!
Sweet natural goodness!! the lips!!! No wrinkles at the age of prime age of 50 (or more im really not sure)!!

oh god yes!!. . .

*sigh pant sigh*

These guys are geniuses.... and in the tradition of innovative promos and marketing they have recently unleashed. . .

It's the NEW Placenta CLASSIC Soap!!!
Super Ma-gic Pow-aahhh!!


Before I end, It's a good thing they didn't take Iya as their model... she's OOGLY compared to the goddess that is Melanie...
My work is done here. . .

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