Tune Hotels

Tune Hotels, from what I can infer in their website, is a hotel branch in Malaysia, and as you can see from the picture above... it seems like their rates are really cheap...

In fact... their dirt cheap... 9.99 RM or MYR (Malaysian Ringgit) is about 130 php... or 2.8 USD...

They manage to do this by pulling out the toiletries and other amenities of the room... pretty good concept actually.

For more details go to their site at www.tunehotels.com... a very well done website.

It looks all professional to me... excellent work.

This is a gloriously bright service.

Mitch Valdez Concert Ad

I saw this billboard ad while driving through Greenhills Promenade the other day:


Look closer peeps:


Anybody interested for tickets?

I hear it'll be good...

She'll be showcasing her very "Brest" :)

Yahoo wants you in the War

Breaking News! Osama! (What a coincidence!)

Given that most users of yahoo messenger ranges in the ages of 15-30... this is a pretty good move by Yahoo and the US army... they've captured their target market...

Good job Yahoo... you've sold out your users to the War Effort...

Why emulate your competitor, Google, with their wimp of a philosophy that is "Do not be evil," when you can make so much more money than them... wait... you do not make as much as them!!... oh well... at least you guys are kick ass!!

I hope this ad turns out to be effective enough to drive your users to the War! Go preemptive strike... offensive defense... operation freedom... or whatever big brother or the media calls it now....

ALL FOLLOW FREEDOM! PRAISE FREEDOM... ALL BECOME MARTYRS OF FREEDOM!!

1/5 burnt... go to hell yahoo...

Spartan Rainwear

Underling: Production is a-okay! We just need to finalize the packaging. Who shall we get for the product photo shoot?

Boss: Uhm... let's just get one of the guys working for us... how 'bout the truck drivers and/or the janitor?

Underling: Why don't we professionalize it a bit?

Boss: No need... no need... just get one of our secretaries, and make them oogle over the guy

Result:


is the person on the right even a woman?!!

Fashion Art Galary

Got this from the Philippine Daily Inquirer

Kinda cute... click on the image for a larger picture

Ugly Models

There are many ways to make an ad appealing... take for example the wonderful cases of the new "Buhay Coke" Ads.... it just needs a little creativity... a little visual stimulation and...BAM... you've got a good campaign going....

On the other side of this beautiful scenario... you can kill your ad... with... an ugly model...

Yes... Yes... maybe they're going for the content or whatever... but these models are not only ugly... they're bordering to annoying....


I look so sophisticated right now... sweet!

I'm a hot hot stud... I LOVE MYSELF

Two Fingers Tequila

Seen in the Philippine Star dated July 12, 2007

do what now?!... with two fingers?

looks provocative and leading... but... my mind's just not that dirty enough to think what I can do with my two fingers. . .

Is it just me... or are these kids not that cute for a front-page photo-op?

they're hideous quite frankly... some of them even look drunk...

White Castle Whisky Ad

The White Castle Whisky Brand was made famous or (infamous) by including a bikini-clad woman riding a white horse through the beach... (can't find anything in youtube for this, sorry)

And yes, they've made a reality-based show to search for the next woman who would want to gri.... I mean... ride... a horse; continuing an age-long connection of sexuality and alcohol

What makes this interesting is their billboard ad located in EDSA... If you would look below I was able to take a picture when passing through it today (sorry for the resolution... the lines, by the way are telephone lines)...

All I can say is... great job on the details... at least they've been able to show what their main criteria was for judging...

Philippine SEC Website - Malware?

Camera Film - Dying Modern Highway Robbery

Vintage Kodak Printing Forms

Nike Free - Transformers Shoe

Before the craze ends...

These things are way too cool...




Good Marketing on the part of Nike and Transformers...

Transformers

Oh man... this movie rocked!

This came as a pleasant surprise to me since I came in the cinema not expecting much; mainly because old childhood programs revived have a tendency to pretty much... suck.

It's my theory that it's not about the movie per se... it's about not being able to live up to the almost mythical standard we have of that program we used to grow up with... (reminiscing tmnt, visionaries, thundercats... heck, even denver the last dinosaur)...

but, I must say... this movie has lived up to the transformers magic...

The actions scenes was kinda cool... they even sneaked in a romantic portion to the movie... but the best part was the logic of the story...

I'd give it a perfect score, but that means there's no room for improvement... so

4.5/5

Placenta Herbal Beauty Soap

First product for the first post has been on my mind for several months now... (I must admit that I'm trembling a little from excitement)

Man oh man... there's just so many things with this product...

Why would you name it placenta...? come on... it sounds so "vaginal" in nature...

Yes... I am aware that it is named after a chinese herb, but in the end, the makers of the product failed to overlook the predominant association with the word placenta...

a quick definition from wikipedia...

The placenta is an ephemeral (temporary) organ present in female placental vertebrates during gestation (pregnancy). It is a primary site of nutrition and gas exchange between the mother and fetus.

here's a picture courtesy of wikipedia also:
Medium-well please!

But wait! there is still hope!... they might have a chance through marketing the product... maybe educating the public... maybe an up and coming celebrity endorser (hot enough that the public would want to emulate her)...

yes! yes!... YESSSSSS....

It's Melanie Marquez!!! Yeah!!
Sweet natural goodness!! the lips!!! No wrinkles at the age of prime age of 50 (or more im really not sure)!!

oh god yes!!. . .

*sigh pant sigh*

These guys are geniuses.... and in the tradition of innovative promos and marketing they have recently unleashed. . .

It's the NEW Placenta CLASSIC Soap!!!
Super Ma-gic Pow-aahhh!!


Before I end, It's a good thing they didn't take Iya as their model... she's OOGLY compared to the goddess that is Melanie...

My work is done here. . .

My Vision and Goals for this Blog

I always start with a Vision and Goals statement at the beginning of my blogs... (and yes most of them end with this portion, but this one shows promise...)

My mission is to provide my honest views and healthy criticism for products, services and other goods I bring to light in my blog...

about the vision... i'll come up with this if this blog survives after a year...

keep posted!